Chicken Mushroom Alfredo Pasta

So Katie posted this into her profile, which was apparently hilarious:

[21:01] moochi: wat is accelerated Java
[21:01] pr0crastinxat0r: idk
[21:01] moochi: and BS seminar
[21:01] pr0crastinxat0r: BS seminar was BS
[21:01] pr0crastinxat0r: its like 1.5 hrs which is longer than my calc and physics
[21:01] moochi: AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHHAHA
[21:01] pr0crastinxat0r: and they talk about stuff like
[21:01] pr0crastinxat0r: "what is a computer scientist"
[21:02] pr0crastinxat0r: "programmers are not nerds"
[21:02] pr0crastinxat0r: "google is cool"
[21:02] pr0crastinxat0r: i fell asleep for half an hour
[21:02] pr0crastinxat0r: until someone threw a sign in sheet at me
[21:03] moochi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:03] moochi: my tummy hurts
[21:04] pr0crastinxat0r: ~_~""

I have so much free time it's ridiculous. Calculus and Physics on MWF from 2-4pm, meaning I have the whole morning free. I'm taking 14 units too! When I got back to my apartment all of my suitemates were there and we spent the rest of the afternoon lounging around, lying on the couch, Facebooking, and being extremely bored. I'm so bored that I actually proofread the notice from the custodians while I was in the bathroom. I'm so bored that I can't even write a coherent paragraph. Does that even make sense? Anyways. Chicken mushroom alfredo, or more like a condensed, cheesier version of our cream of mushroom. As usual, I leave out the chicken because 1. I don't have it 2. I can live without it. Come to think of it, today was the first time in days that I've eaten meat. I hadn't even noticed until someone pointed it out.

Chicken Mushroom Alfredo

• 1 cooked chicken breast, sliced
• 2 tbs butter
• 2 tbs flour
  
• 1/2 onion, diced
  
• sliced Italian mushrooms
  
• 1 1/2 cups milk
• 1/2 cup half n half
• 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese
• 1/4 cup sour cream
  
• Italian seasoning, salt, white pepper, to taste
• Pasta
  

Directions (if necessary)

1. Begin cooking pasta
2. Melt butter, sweat onion until translucent.
   
3. Add flour for roux. (paste)
   
4. Slowly add milk, then half n half and sour cream.
   
5. Add seasonings to taste, then mushrooms. Cook until mushrooms soften, stirring constantly.
6. Now add the cheese and chicken. As soon as the cheese melts it's ready.
7. Your pasta should be done and drained at this point. Pasta in plate and spoon some alfredo over it. Pull some pasta out from underneath for a pretty presentation. Garnish and eat while it's hot!